MISSING PERSON ENQUIRY

Hi guys,

I never make a (shit)post like this, but I just wanted to see if anyone saw my dad recently. His name is "Dave," and he left to get milk some three years ago. Me and my few dozen other siblings previously belonged to an Estonian gay couple, Amok and Ivan, but Dave took us in -- only to disappear a year later. He still sends child support through his Somalian hamster-run server business. He said he'd be back with milk any day and sent us a letter a few months ago saying he was busy milking a cow at 2 AM and he'd be back this winter. I've seen him drive past our home a few times, but sadly, there is no milk.

Does anyone know where he is? Our family is going through a tough time, and we really need him to come back.

I've attached his picture. Please let me know about his whereabouts.

Sincerely,
His daughter

Zoe | 24.01.2024

Komentáre

Komentáre: 28 Navštívené: 1035 users

Zoe

Príspevky: 1349
Od: Vatican

+11

24.01.2024 - 09:15

Zoe

Don't ~~shoot~~ ban the messenger!

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GAbe the BABe
Niki

Príspevky: 17
Od: USA

24.01.2024 - 09:25

GAbe the BABe

I miss him tooo

((( i loved his presence and i miss it dearly. It reminded me of a gentle lovers embrace. The warmth of the setting sun as it softly caresses my skin. The comfort of my favorite body pillow (of Dave). The loving touch of an 80 stack of marines taking my open capital. Dave I miss you. Please come back
-A concerned citizen

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Spartans300
The Immortals

Príspevky: 31
Od: USA

24.01.2024 - 10:08

Spartans300

I can start a "Go Fund Me" page.....

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Elon Musk.
TURAN

Príspevky: 9
Od: Azerbajdžan

24.01.2024 - 11:14

Elon Musk.

WTF MAN

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clovis1122
Epic Clan

Príspevky: 9040
Od: Dominikánska republika

24.01.2024 - 14:02

clovis1122

I know his whereabouts. Any message you'd like to send him?

Nahrávam...

Tokugawa
Daimyo

Príspevky: 820
Od: Canada

24.01.2024 - 17:00

Tokugawa

Napísal Zoe, 24.01.2024 at 09:15

Don't ~~shoot~~ ban the messenger!

I have an idea to save the game.. we should auction off your game chair everything 3 months

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Obi-Wan Kenobi
Guardia Toscana

Príspevky: 2
Od: Ekvádor

24.01.2024 - 17:46

Obi-Wan Kenobi

La silla.

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sirivann
First Order

Príspevky: 1100
Od: Čile

24.01.2024 - 20:22

sirivann

SID IS THE IMPOSTER

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SHEIKH
I Cesari

Príspevky: 57
Od: Taliansko

24.01.2024 - 22:07

SHEIKH

Plot twist... Dave is nobody but clovis' alt. gg no re gx

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Zoe

Príspevky: 1349
Od: Vatican

25.01.2024 - 03:10

Zoe

Come home, Dave! I've found a cow and someone that can milk it. We have enough!

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Nahrávam...

Tokugawa
Daimyo

Príspevky: 820
Od: Canada

25.01.2024 - 10:36

Tokugawa

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I_Hate_You_All
Epic Clan

Príspevky: 854
Od: Mexiko

25.01.2024 - 11:38

I_Hate_You_All

We all love u Zoe

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Superhero

Príspevky: 64
Od: USA

25.01.2024 - 12:40

Superhero

Oh my word LOL

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Join the Call of Cthulhu!
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh C'thulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

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Tokugawa
Daimyo

Príspevky: 820
Od: Canada

25.01.2024 - 15:21

Tokugawa

Napísal I_Hate_You_All, 25.01.2024 at 11:38

We all love u Zoe

Do you like gorillas.

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Nahrávam...

sirivann
First Order

Príspevky: 1100
Od: Čile

25.01.2024 - 20:28

sirivann

Napísal I_Hate_You_All, 25.01.2024 at 11:38

We all love u Zoe

i thought jews arent allowed to be gay

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I_Hate_You_All
Epic Clan

Príspevky: 854
Od: Mexiko

25.01.2024 - 21:52

I_Hate_You_All

Napísal sirivann, 25.01.2024 at 20:28

Napísal I_Hate_You_All, 25.01.2024 at 11:38

We all love u Zoe

i thought jews arent allowed to be gay

Zoe is a girl REEEEEEEE.

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woojoo
Ship of Theseus

Príspevky: 295
Od: USA

26.01.2024 - 01:11

woojoo

We miss you dave

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kiblast

Príspevky: 1

26.01.2024 - 03:57

kiblast

Pelease Dave Milk me

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General_Baldwin

Príspevky: 2

26.01.2024 - 09:49

General_Baldwin

Dave, I've got some milk, come back please, Zoe misses you

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Computer1211
Epic Clan

Príspevky: 1

27.01.2024 - 19:11

Computer1211

Welp

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General_Baldwin

Príspevky: 2

29.01.2024 - 08:44

General_Baldwin

Napísal Tokugawa, 26.01.2024 at 16:37

Napísal sirivann, 25.01.2024 at 20:28

Napísal I_Hate_You_All, 25.01.2024 at 11:38

We all love u Zoe

i thought jews arent allowed to be gay

Sirivan I can kick your ass in realife

Bro I thought Canadians were nice XD

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Dave (Admin)
Benevolent Dictators

Príspevky: 2542
Od: USA

30.01.2024 - 05:06

Dave (Admin)

Napísal Zoe, 25.01.2024 at 03:10

Hi guys,

I never make a (shit)post like this, but I just wanted to see if anyone saw my dad recently. His name is "Dave," and he left to get milk some three years ago. Me and my few dozen other siblings previously belonged to an Estonian gay couple, Amok and Ivan, but Dave took us in -- only to disappear a year later. He still sends child support through his Somalian hamster-run server business. He said he'd be back with milk any day and sent us a letter a few months ago saying he was busy milking a cow at 2 AM and he'd be back this winter. I've seen him drive past our home a few times, but sadly, there is no milk.

Does anyone know where he is? Our family is going through a tough time, and we really need him to come back.

I've attached his picture. Please let me know about his whereabouts.

Sincerely,
His daughter

HELP

I've been abducted by some guy with a strange accent.

He claims to be a "software engineer" but I think he's really a CIA operative.

I met this guy at a conference in Vegas talking about the benefits of TypeScript, but when I tried to leave I felt a sudden sting in the back of my neck and quickly lost consciousness. When I woke up I was on this strange tropical island where I don't speak the language.

Now I can't find my way home.

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All men can see these tactics whereby I conquer,
but what none can see is the strategy out of which victory is evolved.
--Sun Tzu

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Ghostface
Epic Clan

Príspevky: 1453
Od: Macedónia

30.01.2024 - 07:53

Ghostface

Napísal Dave, 30.01.2024 at 05:06

Napísal Zoe, 25.01.2024 at 03:10

Oh wow that's a winning combo right there , hope you guys have a great time

Nahrávam...

Zoe

Príspevky: 1349
Od: Vatican

30.01.2024 - 08:46

Zoe

Napísal Dave, 30.01.2024 at 05:06

Napísal Zoe, 25.01.2024 at 03:10

Hi guys,

I never make a (shit)post like this, but I just wanted to see if anyone saw my dad recently. His name is "Dave," and he left to get milk some three years ago. Me and my few dozen other siblings previously belonged to an Estonian gay couple, Amok and Ivan, but Dave took us in -- only to disappear a year later. He still sends child support through his Somalian hamster-run server business. He said he'd be back with milk any day and sent us a letter a few months ago saying he was busy milking a cow at 2 AM and he'd be back this winter. I've seen him drive past our home a few times, but sadly, there is no milk.

Does anyone know where he is? Our family is going through a tough time, and we really need him to come back.

I've attached his picture. Please let me know about his whereabouts.

Sincerely,
His daughter

HELP

I've been abducted by some guy with a strange accent.

He claims to be a "software engineer" but I think he's really a CIA operative.

I met this guy at a conference in Vegas talking about the benefits of TypeScript, but when I tried to leave I felt a sudden sting in the back of my neck and quickly lost consciousness. When I woke up I was on this strange tropical island where I don't speak the language.

Now I can't find my way home.

is that CLOVIS RAMIREZ?

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Nahrávam...

I_Hate_You_All
Epic Clan

Príspevky: 854
Od: Mexiko

30.01.2024 - 12:49

I_Hate_You_All

Zoe best at war girl

Nahrávam...

clovis1122
Epic Clan

Príspevky: 9040
Od: Dominikánska republika

30.01.2024 - 22:57

clovis1122

Napísal Zoe, 30.01.2024 at 08:46

Napísal Dave, 30.01.2024 at 05:06

Napísal Zoe, 25.01.2024 at 03:10

Does anyone know where he is? Our family is going through a tough time, and we really need him to come back.

HELP

I've been abducted by some guy with a strange accent.

is that CLOVIS RAMIREZ?

Nahrávam...

Tokugawa
Daimyo

Príspevky: 820
Od: Canada

02.02.2024 - 11:16

Tokugawa

Napísal I_Hate_You_All, 30.01.2024 at 12:49

Zoe best at war girl

the good girl

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BalkanBeast
Epic Clan

Príspevky: 52
Od: Chorvátsko

03.02.2024 - 12:47

BalkanBeast

This post is hilarious. Thanks for posting. The best part:

"Me and my few dozen other siblings previously belonged to an Estonian gay couple, Amok and Ivan."

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