Death Battle - 1 trillion lions vs. The Sun

The scenario:
It is nighttime, the Sun is asleep so the Lions have the stealth advantage. All the Lions spawn in out of thin air on our planet. Who would win?

Here is what I came up with after extensive study, they are 5 ways the the Lions could easily defeat the Sun.:

1.) One trillion lions, each one is around 10 ft. long. That's 10,000,000,000,000 feet of lion. The Sun is 93,000,000 miles away from the Earth.
93,000,000 miles = 491,040,000,000 feet. You don't have to be a mathematician to see that 10,000,000,000,000 > 491,040,000,000.
The Lions stand on top of each other to create a ladder to the Sun and unscrew the lightbulb.
The Lions are our victors.

2.) The Sun has virtually no offence, it will take a couple billion years for our Sun to be able to swell up enough in size to be able to engulf the Earth. In that time, the lions will be able to evolve and technologically advance well enough to create a massive nuke arsenal and destroy the Sun.

3.) One trillion lions summoned from thin air in one condensed area would collapse in one each other in an instant, creating their own gravitational pull.
Oh wait, too many lions at one time. It creates a black hole.
It sucks up the Sun like a 40 year old pornstar.
The Sun gives in to the black hole and is wiped from existence.

4.) The combined body heat of the lions creates a massive Giga Lion Sun that engulfs our Sun.

5.) I mean, Lions are the kings of the jungle, they are pretty badass.

1) Unfortunately the surface heat of the sun is 4,000 degrees celsius, and the Lions couldn't survive in vacuum.
2) The sun is a giant fusion reactor, you would just speed up the process by using millions of nukes against it. Also, the size of the sun is in excess of 1,000 Earths, and that much radioactive matter isn't available on Earth.
3) This would much more likely result in the creation of a binary star system
4) The possibility of .3 makes this impossible, as stars need heat as well
5) This has nothing with the sun to do.

Napísal 5th SS Wiking, 14.09.2015 at 16:34

1) Unfortunately the surface heat of the sun is 4,000 degrees celsius, and the Lions couldn't survive in vacuum.
2) The sun is a giant fusion reactor, you would just speed up the process by using millions of nukes against it. Also, the size of the sun is in excess of 1,000 Earths, and that much radioactive matter isn't available on Earth.
3) This would much more likely result in the creation of a binary star system
4) The possibility of .3 makes this impossible, as stars need heat as well
5) This has nothing with the sun to do.

1.) Are you ill? The Lions could create awesome space suits and stuff after a million or so years of evolution. Heat resistant suits are possible, the Lions could create a long waterhose and turn it on "cold" and freeze out the Sun. Plus, as I've said before, it would be nighttime, when the Sun is asleep and doesn't give off light or heat.
2.) The Sun is not a giant fusion reactor, it's a ball made up of 464,756,486,235 lions, 1,000,000,000,000 lions vs. 464,756,486,235 lions. The Lions easily outnumber the Sun by about ~500,000,000,000 lions. Why else would the Sun be yellow?
3.) Provide evidence.
4.) The Lions have heat; their body heat. Duh.
5.) If the Lions can tame the jungle, they can easily tame the Sun.

Napísal Sheba, 14.09.2015 at 16:42

1.) Are you ill? The Lions could create awesome space suits and stuff after a million or so years of evolution. Heat resistant suits are possible, the Lions could create a long waterhose and turn it on "cold" and freeze out the Sun. Plus, as I've said before, it would be nighttime, when the Sun is asleep and doesn't give off light or heat.
2.) The Sun is not a giant fusion reactor, it's a ball made up of 464,756,486,235 lions, 1,000,000,000,000 lions vs. 464,756,486,235 lions. The Lions easily outnumber the Sun by about ~500,000,000,000 lions. Why else would the Sun be yellow?
3.) Provide evidence.
4.) The Lions have heat; their body heat. Duh.
5.) If the Lions can tame the jungle, they can easily tame the Sun.

1) The water would evaporate, then the Hydrogen and Oxygen would fuse, further fuelling it.
2) The Sun isn't yellow, it's white. But when we apply filters that decrease its brightness the long-wave light, aka the red, will reach us easier in comparison to the ultraviolet short-wave light.
3) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Binary_star], of course it is possible that it could also result in the termination of the Sun.
4) 37 degrees celsius isn't enough to start a fusion reaction, sorry.
5) The jungle has nothing to do with the Sun except that it draws its life force from it

The Sun never "sleeps", it's a constant reaction where a large amount of Hydrogen is fused into Helium-3, creating large amounts of heat, light and radiation that then is ejected into space.

Theory:

The following is a picture of our Sun:



The Lions have a total of 20 trillion claws and 4 trillion fangs, while the Sun only has 15 rays to use as a weapon. (See attached photo.)

Assuming that it could take out one Lion a second with one ray, it would need 2112.932482013 years to kill them all. Since the Sun has not been known to strengthen it's arsenal of weapons it is safe to assume it's number of rays will not increase.

It is safe to conclude that:
-Some lions would develop systems of protection against the Sun in that time, thereby increasing their chances.
-The art and works the Lions would create would outlive the Sun, thereby rendering the battle a victory for the Lions.

Napísal Sheba, 14.09.2015 at 16:54

Theory:

The following is a picture of our Sun:



The Lions have a total of 20 trillion claws and 4 trillion fangs, while the Sun only has 15 rays to use as a weapon. (See attached photo.)

Assuming that it could take out one Lion a second with one ray, it would need 2112.932482013 years to kill them all. Since the Sun has not been known to strengthen it's arsenal of weapons it is safe to assume it's number of rays will not increase.

It is safe to conclude that:
-Some lions would develop systems of protection against the Sun in that time, thereby increasing their chances.
-The art and works the Lions would create would outlive the Sun, thereby rendering the battle a victory for the Lions.

The Sun could, if it touched them all at the same time, evaporate 1 trillion Lions in under 1 second.

Napísal 5th SS Wiking, 14.09.2015 at 16:53

Napísal Sheba, 14.09.2015 at 16:42

1.) Are you ill? The Lions could create awesome space suits and stuff after a million or so years of evolution. Heat resistant suits are possible, the Lions could create a long waterhose and turn it on "cold" and freeze out the Sun. Plus, as I've said before, it would be nighttime, when the Sun is asleep and doesn't give off light or heat.
2.) The Sun is not a giant fusion reactor, it's a ball made up of 464,756,486,235 lions, 1,000,000,000,000 lions vs. 464,756,486,235 lions. The Lions easily outnumber the Sun by about ~500,000,000,000 lions. Why else would the Sun be yellow?
3.) Provide evidence.
4.) The Lions have heat; their body heat. Duh.
5.) If the Lions can tame the jungle, they can easily tame the Sun.

1) The water would evaporate, then the Hydrogen and Oxygen would fuse, further fuelling it.
2) The Sun isn't yellow, it's white. But when we apply filters that decrease its brightness the long-wave light, aka the red, will reach us easier in comparison to the ultraviolet short-wave light.
3) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Binary_star], of course it is possible that it could also result in the termination of the Sun.
4) 37 degrees celsius isn't enough to start a fusion reaction, sorry.
5) The jungle has nothing to do with the Sun except that it draws its life force from it

The Sun never "sleeps", it's a constant reaction where a large amount of Hydrogen is fused into Helium-3, creating large amounts of heat, light and radiation that then is ejected into space.

If the Sun doesn't sleep then why can't we see it in the night sky? The Sun goes to bed just as we have to do.

1.) There's no fire in space because there's no Oxygen.
2.) Go and stare at the Sun for a while, after about an hour of intense staring, you can conclude that the Sun is indeed, black. But at about that time, everything else would be as well.
3.) There you go, then the Sun would be destroyed. A battle of the Suns would be totally cool. Have you never watched Guardians of the Galaxy?
4.) The COMBINED BODY HEAT. If you combine something that's hot with something that's hot it will become hotter.
5.) The Jungle is immune to the Sun's rays, the elaborate defense systems (Ex. The canopy) it has defend itself from the Sun's devastating rays.

Napísal 5th SS Wiking, 14.09.2015 at 16:57

Napísal Sheba, 14.09.2015 at 16:54

Theory:

The following is a picture of our Sun:



The Lions have a total of 20 trillion claws and 4 trillion fangs, while the Sun only has 15 rays to use as a weapon. (See attached photo.)

Assuming that it could take out one Lion a second with one ray, it would need 2112.932482013 years to kill them all. Since the Sun has not been known to strengthen it's arsenal of weapons it is safe to assume it's number of rays will not increase.

It is safe to conclude that:
-Some lions would develop systems of protection against the Sun in that time, thereby increasing their chances.
-The art and works the Lions would create would outlive the Sun, thereby rendering the battle a victory for the Lions.

The Sun could, if it touched them all at the same time, evaporate 1 trillion Lions in under 1 second.

More animals are killed every year by Lions then are killed by Skin Cancer, therefore proving the Lions are deadlier.

Napísal 5th SS Wiking, 14.09.2015 at 16:57

Napísal Sheba, 14.09.2015 at 16:54

Theory:

The following is a picture of our Sun:



The Lions have a total of 20 trillion claws and 4 trillion fangs, while the Sun only has 15 rays to use as a weapon. (See attached photo.)

Assuming that it could take out one Lion a second with one ray, it would need 2112.932482013 years to kill them all. Since the Sun has not been known to strengthen it's arsenal of weapons it is safe to assume it's number of rays will not increase.

It is safe to conclude that:
-Some lions would develop systems of protection against the Sun in that time, thereby increasing their chances.
-The art and works the Lions would create would outlive the Sun, thereby rendering the battle a victory for the Lions.

The Sun could, if it touched them all at the same time, evaporate 1 trillion Lions in under 1 second.

How can you prove this?

It is a fact that light is absorbed by dark colors and reflected off light colors.

Lions are a bright yellow color, all the light and heat from the Sun would be simply reflected and be rendered harmless.

Napísal Sheba, 14.09.2015 at 16:59

Napísal 5th SS Wiking, 14.09.2015 at 16:53

Napísal Sheba, 14.09.2015 at 16:42

1.) Are you ill? The Lions could create awesome space suits and stuff after a million or so years of evolution. Heat resistant suits are possible, the Lions could create a long waterhose and turn it on "cold" and freeze out the Sun. Plus, as I've said before, it would be nighttime, when the Sun is asleep and doesn't give off light or heat.
2.) The Sun is not a giant fusion reactor, it's a ball made up of 464,756,486,235 lions, 1,000,000,000,000 lions vs. 464,756,486,235 lions. The Lions easily outnumber the Sun by about ~500,000,000,000 lions. Why else would the Sun be yellow?
3.) Provide evidence.
4.) The Lions have heat; their body heat. Duh.
5.) If the Lions can tame the jungle, they can easily tame the Sun.

1) The water would evaporate, then the Hydrogen and Oxygen would fuse, further fuelling it.
2) The Sun isn't yellow, it's white. But when we apply filters that decrease its brightness the long-wave light, aka the red, will reach us easier in comparison to the ultraviolet short-wave light.
3) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Binary_star], of course it is possible that it could also result in the termination of the Sun.
4) 37 degrees celsius isn't enough to start a fusion reaction, sorry.
5) The jungle has nothing to do with the Sun except that it draws its life force from it

The Sun never "sleeps", it's a constant reaction where a large amount of Hydrogen is fused into Helium-3, creating large amounts of heat, light and radiation that then is ejected into space.

If the Sun doesn't sleep then why can't we see it in the night sky? The Sun goes to bed just as we have to do.

1.) There's no fire in space because there's no Oxygen.
2.) Go and stare at the Sun for a while, after about an hour of intense staring, you can conclude that the Sun is indeed, black. But at about that time, everything else would be as well.
3.) There you go, then the Sun would be destroyed. A battle of the Suns would be totally cool. Have you never watched Guardians of the Galaxy?
4.) The COMBINED BODY HEAT. If you combine something that's hot with something that's hot it will become hotter.
5.) The Jungle is immune to the Sun's rays, the elaborate defense systems (Ex. The canopy) it has defend itself from the Sun's devastating rays.

1) Evaporation has nothing with fire to do
2) Filters and tools. We didn't get this far by using our eyes and hands for everything.
3) No
4) It would still collapse and create a black hole or a neutron star, though we don't know a lot about neutron stars yet.
5) The canopy is formed by leaves of the trees trying to collect light(energy) for their survival

Napísal Sheba, 14.09.2015 at 17:04

Napísal 5th SS Wiking, 14.09.2015 at 16:57

Napísal Sheba, 14.09.2015 at 16:54

Theory:

The following is a picture of our Sun:



The Lions have a total of 20 trillion claws and 4 trillion fangs, while the Sun only has 15 rays to use as a weapon. (See attached photo.)

Assuming that it could take out one Lion a second with one ray, it would need 2112.932482013 years to kill them all. Since the Sun has not been known to strengthen it's arsenal of weapons it is safe to assume it's number of rays will not increase.

It is safe to conclude that:
-Some lions would develop systems of protection against the Sun in that time, thereby increasing their chances.
-The art and works the Lions would create would outlive the Sun, thereby rendering the battle a victory for the Lions.

The Sun could, if it touched them all at the same time, evaporate 1 trillion Lions in under 1 second.

How can you prove this?

It is a fact that light is absorbed by dark colors and reflected off light colors.

Lions are a bright yellow color, all the light and heat from the Sun would be simply reflected and be rendered harmless.

Because of the Suns heat all molecules within the Lions bodies would dissolve into elemental plasma which then would be absorbed into the sun.
Just go to the beach a sunny day, the sand will be heated after the sun has been up a few hours even though it is bright yellow.

Napísal 5th SS Wiking, 14.09.2015 at 17:04

Napísal Sheba, 14.09.2015 at 16:59

Napísal 5th SS Wiking, 14.09.2015 at 16:53

Napísal Sheba, 14.09.2015 at 16:42

1.) Are you ill? The Lions could create awesome space suits and stuff after a million or so years of evolution. Heat resistant suits are possible, the Lions could create a long waterhose and turn it on "cold" and freeze out the Sun. Plus, as I've said before, it would be nighttime, when the Sun is asleep and doesn't give off light or heat.
2.) The Sun is not a giant fusion reactor, it's a ball made up of 464,756,486,235 lions, 1,000,000,000,000 lions vs. 464,756,486,235 lions. The Lions easily outnumber the Sun by about ~500,000,000,000 lions. Why else would the Sun be yellow?
3.) Provide evidence.
4.) The Lions have heat; their body heat. Duh.
5.) If the Lions can tame the jungle, they can easily tame the Sun.

1) The water would evaporate, then the Hydrogen and Oxygen would fuse, further fuelling it.
2) The Sun isn't yellow, it's white. But when we apply filters that decrease its brightness the long-wave light, aka the red, will reach us easier in comparison to the ultraviolet short-wave light.
3) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Binary_star], of course it is possible that it could also result in the termination of the Sun.
4) 37 degrees celsius isn't enough to start a fusion reaction, sorry.
5) The jungle has nothing to do with the Sun except that it draws its life force from it

The Sun never "sleeps", it's a constant reaction where a large amount of Hydrogen is fused into Helium-3, creating large amounts of heat, light and radiation that then is ejected into space.

If the Sun doesn't sleep then why can't we see it in the night sky? The Sun goes to bed just as we have to do.

1.) There's no fire in space because there's no Oxygen.
2.) Go and stare at the Sun for a while, after about an hour of intense staring, you can conclude that the Sun is indeed, black. But at about that time, everything else would be as well.
3.) There you go, then the Sun would be destroyed. A battle of the Suns would be totally cool. Have you never watched Guardians of the Galaxy?
4.) The COMBINED BODY HEAT. If you combine something that's hot with something that's hot it will become hotter.
5.) The Jungle is immune to the Sun's rays, the elaborate defense systems (Ex. The canopy) it has defend itself from the Sun's devastating rays.

1) Evaporation has nothing with fire to do
2) Filters and tools. We didn't get this far by using our eyes and hands for everything.
3) No
4) It would still collapse and create a black hole or a neutron star, though we don't know a lot about neutron stars yet.
5) The canopy is formed by leaves of the trees trying to collect light(energy) for their survival

1.) You need fire to evaporate shit. I learned that from Yahoo answers.
2.) Then wear sunglasses you fool.
3.) Then watch it, it's a great movie.
4.) The Black hole would suck up the Sun and win, the Neutron Star would battle our own Star in a Star battle to the death, potentially destroying them both.
5.) They are clearly a elaborate defence barriers to defend the animals from the Sun's harmful rays at the bottom of the jungle floor.

What are trillion lions gona eat?

Napísal Goblin, 14.09.2015 at 17:14

What are trillion lions gona eat?

All the other life on the planet.

Napísal Goblin, 14.09.2015 at 17:14

What are trillion lions gona eat?

The Lions have ~4 billions years to advance before the Sun potentially collapses and swells, that's more than enough time to evolve well enough to come up with ways to fish, find new food, and maybe even colonize new planets to find food there.

Napísal Sheba, 14.09.2015 at 17:08

1.) You need fire to evaporate shit. I learned that from Yahoo answers.
2.) Then wear sunglasses you fool.
3.) Then watch it, it's a great movie.
4.) The Black hole would suck up the Sun and win, the Neutron Star would battle our own Star in a Star battle to the death, potentially destroying them both.
5.) They are clearly a elaborate defence barriers to defend the animals from the Sun's harmful rays at the bottom of the jungle floor.

1) Evaporation is the process by which matter changes its state from solid/liquid to gas. This only requires heat, fire is in no way involved unless a fire reaction is needed to facilitate the necessary heat, which it is not when it comes to nuclear physics.
2) They don't block out enough light to view the sun as it really is
3) This doesn't really have anything with the thread to do, does it?
4) Star battles don't exist, the neutron star would by its mass suck up the Sun just as the black hole would
5) No, plant cells have a green substance that allows them to use light to facilitate the organization of sugar molecules which store energy. The life underneath being protected from the sunlight is a side effect from the viewpoint of the plants

Napísal 5th SS Wiking, 14.09.2015 at 17:19

Napísal Sheba, 14.09.2015 at 17:08

1.) You need fire to evaporate shit. I learned that from Yahoo answers.
2.) Then wear sunglasses you fool.
3.) Then watch it, it's a great movie.
4.) The Black hole would suck up the Sun and win, the Neutron Star would battle our own Star in a Star battle to the death, potentially destroying them both.
5.) They are clearly a elaborate defence barriers to defend the animals from the Sun's harmful rays at the bottom of the jungle floor.

1) Evaporation is the process by which matter changes its state from solid/liquid to gas. This only requires heat, fire is in no way involved unless a fire reaction is needed to facilitate the necessary heat, which it is not when it comes to nuclear physics.
2) They don't block out enough light to view the sun as it really is
3) This doesn't really have anything with the thread to do, does it?
4) Star battles don't exist, the neutron star would by its mass suck up the Sun just as the black hole would
5) No, plant cells have a green substance that allows them to use light to facilitate the organization of sugar molecules which store energy. The life underneath being protected from the sunlight is a side effect from the viewpoint of the plants

1.) Matter cannot use "heat" to change state, but the requirements to go from state to state vary by country, in order to go from state to state in the United States, US Border Patrol will often stop you at checkpoints and verify you are an American citizen and check your belongings for any contraband items.
2.) But sunglasses are really cool. Look at the picture, even the sun is wearing them.
3.) Not really.
4.) How do you know? The two stars could throw lions at each other and the one with the most remaining Lions wins. Unless it's the Death Star, then you're basically fucked.
5.) Green is the natural enemy of the Sun. The leaves absorb the heat and light of the Sun and make food from it. the Sun's weapons are actually used against the Sun's desires and used alternatively as food for the plants.

This thread is hue

Napísal Skittzophrenic, 14.09.2015 at 18:26

This thread is hue

Mass of a lion ~ 190kg
1 trillion lions = 1.9E14kg
Mass of the Sun = 1.989E30 kg
Sun wins.

Okay OP is clearly trolling at this point. I give up

Your profile says you are from Norway, do you use ft instead cm/m there?

You need to quit drugs Sheba ;-;

Napísal Al Fappino, 15.09.2015 at 16:08

You need to quit drugs Sheba ;-;

You can't tell me what to do you plebeian.

Napísal Skanderbeg, 15.09.2015 at 06:12

Your profile says you are from Norway, do you use ft instead cm/m there?

Unit conversation for the foolish Americans. Because I care.

Napísal Sheba, 15.09.2015 at 16:14

Napísal Al Fappino, 15.09.2015 at 16:08

You need to quit drugs Sheba ;-;

You can't tell me what to do you plebeian.

Says the utter pleb

Napísal Al Fappino, 15.09.2015 at 16:24

Napísal Sheba, 15.09.2015 at 16:14

Napísal Al Fappino, 15.09.2015 at 16:08

You need to quit drugs Sheba ;-;

You can't tell me what to do you plebeian.

Says the utter pleb

You play Roleplay.

I am superior.

Napísal Sheba, 15.09.2015 at 16:39

Napísal Al Fappino, 15.09.2015 at 16:24

Napísal Sheba, 15.09.2015 at 16:14

Napísal Al Fappino, 15.09.2015 at 16:08

You need to quit drugs Sheba ;-;

You can't tell me what to do you plebeian.

Says the utter pleb

You play Roleplay.

I am superior.

You're a rank 8

Napísal Al Fappino, 15.09.2015 at 17:03

Napísal Sheba, 15.09.2015 at 16:39

Napísal Al Fappino, 15.09.2015 at 16:24

Napísal Sheba, 15.09.2015 at 16:14

Napísal Al Fappino, 15.09.2015 at 16:08

You need to quit drugs Sheba ;-;

You can't tell me what to do you plebeian.

Says the utter pleb

You play Roleplay.

I am superior.

You're a rank 8

I can beat you in a 1v1 m8ey

1 trillion lions... np easy win for me

I still can't believe i spent 7 mins reading this thread. What the fuck am I doing...

Napísal Sun Tsu, 15.09.2015 at 18:06

1 trillion lions... np easy win for me

I still can't believe i spent 7 mins reading this thread. What the fuck am I doing...

My friend, you are finally living.